The Wisdom of the Locker Room 1: Breakback Mountain

I'm not going to see this, obviously (I paid money to see The Hulk, which Lee staged as a psychodrama about anger management and parental abandonment issues: fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me).

Anyway, the locker room filled me in on it yesterday. Apparently:

1. Their is no prurient gay sex - only a few seconds of breasts, and "I've seen worse on East Enders"
2. Nothing happens. A lot. Then it doesn't happen again.
3. People were leaving half way through - a scandal.
4. It's not even a cowboy movie - they're fucking shepherds. "So they filmed in Aberdeen, then?")
5. "Award worthy? It wasn't even cinema worthy"
6. "So how was John Wayne?" "I've had better."

The locker room has spoken...

The Wisdom of the Sauna

I swear, they were definitely the Maiden, the Mother and The Crone.

Crone: I don't like saunas.
Maiden: Why not?
Crone: It burns if I breathe through my nose.
Mother: Well, you should breathe through your mouth instead.
Crone: I don't like doing that, because it makes you snore.

Loud sniffing noise from Crone: See, I told you.

Meme Warning!

Your 2005 Song Is

Beverly Hills by Weezer "My automobile is a piece of crap My fashion sense is a little whack And my friends are just as screwy as me" You breezed through 2005 in your own funky style!

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

Deeply Memeingful

Your Power Color Is Magenta

At Your Highest: You energize yourself and push others to suceed. At Your Lowest: You feel frustrated and totally overwhelmed. In Love: You are suprised by who you attract. You're a love magnet. How You're Attractive: Open and free spirited, people want to explore the world with you. Your Eternal Question: "What is my next source of inspiration?"

What's Your Power Color?