The Wisdom of the Sauna
I swear, they were definitely the Maiden, the Mother and The Crone.
Crone: I don't like saunas.
Maiden: Why not?
Crone: It burns if I breathe through my nose.
Mother: Well, you should breathe through your mouth instead.
Crone: I don't like doing that, because it makes you snore.
Loud sniffing noise from Crone: See, I told you.
Crone: I don't like saunas.
Maiden: Why not?
Crone: It burns if I breathe through my nose.
Mother: Well, you should breathe through your mouth instead.
Crone: I don't like doing that, because it makes you snore.
Loud sniffing noise from Crone: See, I told you.
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(Now I'm getting scared - 'tis going to be me, ma & the much younger s-i-l when I get home... is this what people are going to think?)
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hang on, - when did I see you in the sauna?!
love and blessed be
xxx