Bing Hitler Lyrics

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The interweb thingy is crap.

I mean, all I want to find is the lyric from a 25 year old song by a Glasgow comedian about Scotland, and it has totally failed me.

So I'll have to use my memory instead.

All this talk of monarchy reminded me of Bing Hitler's "Corries Song", and the lines:

"We have a Duke of Edinburgh, and he's a f*cking Greek,
We'd have a Duke of Glasgow if we could find a willing Sheik"

I wanted to post the whole song, but all I could find out was that Bing, or rather his alter ego Craig Fergusson, is now a talk show host in the U.S. As I remember him as a screamingly funny stand-up at the Tron Theatre in Glasgow, I'm absolutely chuffed that he's found something he likes doing across the pond. Well done that guy.

But if anyone can find those lyrics, or even better a way to get his "Live at The Tron" concert, I'd be forever in your debt. I still break up at the memory of his skit on "V: The Visitors": "They were so evil, they ate Guinea Pigs! Oh no! Barricade the pet shops!"

Sorry, I suppose you had to be there...

Comments

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

This guy claims to have an MP3 of "Live at the Tron".

[munchkinstein.livejournal.com]

I used to know a bloke who used to have that song on a tape. Sadly the last time I heard it must have been over ten years ago. All I really remember was the fact we thought it should be the National Anthem.