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f4f3 ([personal profile] f4f3) wrote2006-07-05 01:45 pm

Mememe

Questions meme thing nabbed from morgaine_x:




1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?

Yes.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?

No, because then you spill your wine.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?

Lots of years ago.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?

Sleep alone, stay awake in company

5. Do you believe in ghosts?

No

6. Do you consider yourself creative?

Yes, but...

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?

Guilty, guilty, guilty.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

Angelina

9. Do you stay friends with your ex's?

As much as I'm able to.

10. Do you know how to play poker?

Is that the one that's like Happy Families? No, but if you like we can play a few hands to pass the time. Bet? No, I never do that. Oh, if you insist.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?

Yup, but the charm wore off a long time ago.

12. What's your favorite commercial?

I liked the Guardian's ad for their world cup coverage, showing a football team practicing their diving skills.

13. What are you allergic to?

grass pollen and pet hair

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?

Never.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?

A couple

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?

Partick Thistle

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?

Yes, I used to be ok (well, I could stay up).

18. How often do you remember your dreams?

Most mornings.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?

While out for a meal with Bill - norting curry down your nose is not recommended, by the way

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?

afraid so.

21. What's the one thing on your mind now?

The heat, the damned heat.

22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?

I think I’ve dated her..

23. Do you always wear your seat belt?

Yes.

24. What cell service do you use?

O2.

25. Do you like Sushi?

Yuck. Hey, Japanese cooks, listen up: we discovered this really neat thing called fire.

26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?

Yes.

27. What do you wear to bed?

Fudge hair product.

28. Been caught stealing?

Caught? No.

29. What shoe size do you have?

10 (UK)

30. Do you truly hate anyone?

No.

31. Classic Rock or Rap?

Not a big rap fan

32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?

Germaine Greer.

33. Favourite Song?

Depends what day it is, but "She's On Fire" by Drops of Jupiter has been stuck in my head all day.

34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?

Yes. Who knew it was one-way?

35. What food do you find disgusting?

Oysters

36. Do you sing in the shower?

If you call it singing.

37. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?

And to their faces, too.

38. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?

Yes.

39. Have you ever been punched in the face?

Yes, but you should have seen the other guy

[identity profile] unblinkered.livejournal.com 2006-07-05 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Germaine Greer???? I could forgive the not-liking of sushi and oysters (heathen!) but Germaine Greer???? Explain yourself!

[identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com 2006-07-05 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I just think she'd be incredible fun. I've always thought that our biggest erogenous zone is the one between our ears, and she's always tickled mine.

[identity profile] unblinkered.livejournal.com 2006-07-05 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm....I'm with you on the sexy brain thing, I just find Ms Greer to be a bit of a patronising media whore these days. The woman did Celebrity Big Brother, for god's sake! That said, I'm probably biased - I have issues with old-school feminism.

[identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com 2006-07-05 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I have issues to, but probably of a different kind, given that Andrea Dworkin was probably in there about number four (after Helena Bonham Carter and Eddi Reader).

To me, Ms Greer will always be the author of The Female Eunoch and the thinly disguised glamorous creature from Clive James' autobiographies.

[identity profile] unblinkered.livejournal.com 2006-07-05 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeee!

Hey - Eddi Reader's playing the Errigal Arts Festival (http://www.eaf.ie/Site_Event_Details.aspx?Event_Title=Eddi+reader) this month! As is the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain, but that's another thing altogether......

[identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com 2006-07-05 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... go and see Eddie, and tell her I'm still willing to have her babies...

[identity profile] unblinkered.livejournal.com 2006-07-05 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I shall endeavour to do so. However, it's getting a bit tricky to go to the Errigal Arts festival now that I don't live near it anymore. And last year's Kathryn Williams gig was a bit of a let-down due to a crappy audience. We used to always go to the open air bit for my birthday...maybe I should try and ressurect that tradition!

[identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com 2006-07-05 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Eddie's gigs in glasgow tend to have very good audiences - except then one where her Auntie came, and she hid behind the speaker stacks because she was so shy.

[identity profile] parthenia14.livejournal.com 2006-07-05 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Partick Thistle!!

Hahahaha.

I grew up behind Hampden Park, but my dad was a staunch (and rather disappointed) supporter of Partick Thistle.

[identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com 2006-07-06 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
The disapointment is part of the thing - at least I've never dressed up as a flagellant and gone along to any of the games, like a bunch of guys used to do a few years ago.

[identity profile] morgaine-x.livejournal.com 2006-07-05 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Germaine? ;)

Is the song by Drops of Jupiter? The song "Drops of Jupiter" was by Train.

And that's almost *my* poker strategy - aided by being female, too...

[identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com 2006-07-06 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
I get so confused about song titles... it's my age, you know...

[identity profile] widgetfox.livejournal.com 2006-07-05 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Fudge hair product?

It doesn't quite have the ring of Chanel No. 5.

[identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com 2006-07-06 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
I usually say Paul Smith aftershave and a hopeful smile, but I felt in need of a change...

[identity profile] widgetfox.livejournal.com 2006-07-08 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
You see, that's much sexier. Fudge hair product just sounds oily.

*looks thoughtful*

[identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
More kind of sticky.

Oils and ungents are in the bedside cabinet, silly.

[identity profile] widgetfox.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That's very unguentlemanly.

[identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well oil be seeing you.

[identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com 2006-07-11 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
I should coco(nut butter oil).

[identity profile] pshtaku.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
What were you upto that you got searched by the Polis?

[identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
They thought I was carrying a gun...

As opposed to a badminton racquet.

[identity profile] pshtaku.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
easily done!