Good News/Bad News

Good News: I can post from work again.
Bad News: It's probably a trap.

Good News: I've been friended by two old friends on Facebook
Bad News: I've been friended by two bots here on Live Journal

Good News: All of my project managers have sent their weekly updates in on time!
Bad News: They're reporting on a program which is currently as fixed and stable as a rogue elephant on ice.