As sung by the best bards...

[f4f3]

There may come a day when I can get up at 5.45, drive 120 miles, attend a workshop until 4.00, get in my car and drive home another 120 miles, and still be able to stride manfully into the kitchen, make some gnochi, grab a bottle of red, and sit down to watch a DVD for men who like DVDs for men, but it will not be this day.

Cos I'm too knackered to get back up off the sofa...