I'm loving the single life, but....

[f4f3]

"Sorry sir, we can't let single people into the club. Health and safety."

Fuck. Right. Off. 

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[nicnac.livejournal.com]

WT actual F???

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

[fiendish-cat.livejournal.com]

Did you ask what the risk was that they were managing by not letting single people in?

(Friend of mine once asked to see St*rbuck's risk assessment when they were refusing to sell her coffee beans on grounds of 'health and safety'.)

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I make it a policy not to argue with bouncers - there's no way they can back down without losing face, so they won't.

The only time I got around one was when he told me "I'm sorry, it's a student night." and I said "No need to apologise," and walked round him. But that was a very long time ago.

[slobberpuppy.livejournal.com]

Was this a swinger's club by any chance? B/c ya know, that would actually make sense...

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the compliment but (as far as I know!) there are no swingers clubs in Glasgow :)

[mhaithaca.livejournal.com]

"I won't be single long, mate, if you know what I mean! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge."

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I'm not above using that line :)
But not when I just fancied a bit of a boogie...