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I heard this in the gym this morning and almost choked.

Please don't go beyond the cut if you are upset by the word "Prick". Or jibes at Sassenachs.



Q: If you put a long condom on a long dick, and a short condom on a short dick, what do you put on a thick dick?

A: An England rugby jersey.

Date: 2006-03-23 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itchyfidget.livejournal.com
This ain't locked, btw ;)

Date: 2006-03-23 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicnac.livejournal.com
Hahaha! I think you'd have to work really hard to be offended by that..

Date: 2006-03-23 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com
I'll pin a medal on the first Scotsman to tell that to Martin Johnson's face (probably posthumously)

Date: 2006-03-23 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com
D'oh! Oh well, at least I put up a PG18 warning...

Date: 2006-03-23 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com
I think he'd be too busy off repeating it (with a judicious alteration).

Date: 2006-03-23 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhythmaning.livejournal.com
I don't get upset by "prick", or take umbrage at sassenach jokes (huh!). But dick? Thrice? That really is the limit!

Re your icon...

Date: 2006-03-23 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhythmaning.livejournal.com
And everyone (including you) is posting anti-war songs on their journals...

Re: Re your icon...

Date: 2006-03-23 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com
I play rugby against the Defence Forces Staff College about twice a year. It's the second nearest thing to war I've experienced.

There was also intended to be a degree of ambiguity in posting an anti-war song by a distinguished soldier.

Date: 2006-03-24 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com
Well, the repitiion is technically key to the comedic affect. Ahem.

Re: Re your icon...

Date: 2006-03-24 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com
Rugby is the continuation of war by other means...

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