Fashion Update From the Gent's Locker-room

[f4f3]

Just in case you want to know, Ladies, this year the average male gym-goer is wearing his hair thick, black and matted, mostly on the back but in some cases covering the entire body...

This explains why "Locker-cams" are not a problem I have to worry about...

Comments

[widgetfox.livejournal.com]

Too. Much. Information.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Look, you don't have to SEE them at 7.30 in the morning when they're just out of the shower...

[widgetfox.livejournal.com]

Also, I am now worried that Woskar goes to your gym.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

What, the cat?

[widgetfox.livejournal.com]

...thick, black and matted, mostly on the back but in some cases covering the entire body

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Were-cats of East Kilbride... brr....

[rparvaaz.livejournal.com]

You guys haven't seen a hairy man until you have seen Anil Kapoor in briefs. There was actually a scene in a movie where the girl seduces him through a back rub, and looking at all that oily hairy mess made me queasy...

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Now THAT is too much information...

[rparvaaz.livejournal.com]

You should be glad that I am not mailing you a CD of the movie.... ;)

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I am duly grateful...

[morgaine-x.livejournal.com]

So if I want a money-making idea I should open a waxing salon in East Kilbride?

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

No, but a plaiting service might get you somewhere....

[itchyfidget.livejournal.com]

Cornrowing machines?

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I just think of that row of backs bobbing up and down, their little pink bows tossed hither and yon...

[eidechsenengel.livejournal.com]

Um... ick! :P

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

It's like something out of The Brother's Grimm...

[eidechsenengel.livejournal.com]

LOL I loved that movie! Yes... strange and frightening, no doubt! ;P

[widgetfox.livejournal.com]

Threadmill?

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Had me in stitches...

[goldenbrown69.livejournal.com]

Dreads would be the way to go, require very little maintenance after the initial work. Might ruin the way a shirt hangs though.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

That's not necessarily a problem, since the look is running vests (with optional nano strapped to one bicep) to show off maximum acerage of matted hair.

[widgetfox.livejournal.com]

Today has had a theme of people mis-reading posts.

I won't tell you how I misread yours.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

For which we thank you

[morgaine-x.livejournal.com]

Oh, do! It's got enough scary pictures already, another won't hurt!

[blonde222.livejournal.com]

this is quite unrelated, but I heard Caprice has ditched KP on the grounds that he is a total tosser.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I know this is very guy, but I just barely recognise Caprice. KP?

[pshtaku.livejournal.com]

Kevin Pietersen - he plays Cricket. Has a hairstyle link a skunk.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Ah! Celebrity cricketers? I remember the days when that was an oxymoron...

[pshtaku.livejournal.com]

The one thing that is wierd about my locker room / shower area is that there are two doors leading from the ladies' changing room. One says Mens Shower Room. I can only guess that the door at the far end of the Ladies Shower Room opens into the Mens Shower Room.

I wonder how many of them have tried the handle to see if it's unlocked???

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Just make sure the keyhole is bunged up with something...