Fashion Update From the Gent's Locker-room

[f4f3]

Just in case you want to know, Ladies, this year the average male gym-goer is wearing his hair thick, black and matted, mostly on the back but in some cases covering the entire body...

This explains why "Locker-cams" are not a problem I have to worry about...

Comments

[morgaine-x.livejournal.com]

So if I want a money-making idea I should open a waxing salon in East Kilbride?

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

No, but a plaiting service might get you somewhere....

[itchyfidget.livejournal.com]

Cornrowing machines?

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I just think of that row of backs bobbing up and down, their little pink bows tossed hither and yon...

[eidechsenengel.livejournal.com]

Um... ick! :P

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

It's like something out of The Brother's Grimm...

[eidechsenengel.livejournal.com]

LOL I loved that movie! Yes... strange and frightening, no doubt! ;P

[widgetfox.livejournal.com]

Threadmill?

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Had me in stitches...

[goldenbrown69.livejournal.com]

Dreads would be the way to go, require very little maintenance after the initial work. Might ruin the way a shirt hangs though.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

That's not necessarily a problem, since the look is running vests (with optional nano strapped to one bicep) to show off maximum acerage of matted hair.

[widgetfox.livejournal.com]

Today has had a theme of people mis-reading posts.

I won't tell you how I misread yours.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

For which we thank you

[morgaine-x.livejournal.com]

Oh, do! It's got enough scary pictures already, another won't hurt!