MeMawMeMawMeMaw

[f4f3]

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Comments

[kittenexploring.livejournal.com]

"He seemed like such a nice, quiet man. I would never have guessed ..."

Or possibly historical re-enactments of great robberies.

[unblinkered.livejournal.com]

Kidnapping Tom Waits and Steve Earle and locking them in a soundproof, yet acoustically perfect cellar with a ready supply of whisky (orange juice for Mr Earle), lots of cigarettes, a couple of guitars and a beat up piano.

You tried to get Warren Zevon and Townes van Zandt, too, but drew the line at necromancy....

[amelia-eve.livejournal.com]

You've probably injured someone with your cutting wit.

[meredyth-13.livejournal.com]

Disorderly conduct and wilful damage, after destroying an entire batch of whiskey by throwing yourself into the mash tub. ;)

[fugney.livejournal.com]

Asking people to sign a petition which demands that whisky-tasting be made a fundamental right.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I love the line in "Butch and Sundance" when Paul Newman asks why they replaced the beautiful old bank in a small town with an ugly new one: "People kept robbing the old one."

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

We'd probably just play cards and bitch about women. And then head out to get into trouble...

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Most likely myself...

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I knew a guy who drowned that way. Took 8 hours. And he had to get out three times to go to the bathroom...

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

It isn't? *prepares to change into his "Whisky Man" costume*