The Wisdom of the Locker Room 1: Breakback Mountain

[f4f3]

I'm not going to see this, obviously (I paid money to see The Hulk, which Lee staged as a psychodrama about anger management and parental abandonment issues: fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me).

Anyway, the locker room filled me in on it yesterday. Apparently:

1. Their is no prurient gay sex - only a few seconds of breasts, and "I've seen worse on East Enders"
2. Nothing happens. A lot. Then it doesn't happen again.
3. People were leaving half way through - a scandal.
4. It's not even a cowboy movie - they're fucking shepherds. "So they filmed in Aberdeen, then?")
5. "Award worthy? It wasn't even cinema worthy"
6. "So how was John Wayne?" "I've had better."

The locker room has spoken...

Comments

[nicnac.livejournal.com]

Sounds about right :o)

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Next post: The Wisdom of the Sauna, about the three women I shared a sweat-session with last night, and why one of them doesn't like saunas.

[morgaine-x.livejournal.com]

*And* the stalker story? huh?

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I feel this has been hyped up too much now. I'll never live up to it...

[morgaine-x.livejournal.com]

Now, it isn't the hype, it's the patience! I never thought you were the type to let a woman down... *pout*

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it... of course, if waiting longer prolongs the pout, I've always been a sucker for that.

[nicnac.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Personally I hate saunas, but that means I don't go in them. Was she forced at gunpoint or something?