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f4f3So, today I moved out of the Hilton (I was fed up doing my Bill Murray impersonation, and Scarlett didn't show).
I went down to pick up a car at Avis, having signed up for the entirely acceptable Ford Blah. They didn't have one, so I got bumped up to a new Subaru Outback, which is a four by four and what I think they call an SUV. Me like (usual interval of getting in the wrong door, trying to use my left foot to do something, and trying to drive in the out door of the parking garage.
Drove it to the flat (sorry, apartment) and it's FUCKING HUGE. Two bedrooms, two bathrooms, easily 20 foot high. Probably closer to 30'.
The internet works, it has a pool and gym, if I can find a nearby supermarket to fill my FUCKING HUGE American fridge, I might never go home again.
Yesterday I was one of the little people, scraping by in the Hilton, and now I'm a one percenter...
I went down to pick up a car at Avis, having signed up for the entirely acceptable Ford Blah. They didn't have one, so I got bumped up to a new Subaru Outback, which is a four by four and what I think they call an SUV. Me like (usual interval of getting in the wrong door, trying to use my left foot to do something, and trying to drive in the out door of the parking garage.
Drove it to the flat (sorry, apartment) and it's FUCKING HUGE. Two bedrooms, two bathrooms, easily 20 foot high. Probably closer to 30'.
The internet works, it has a pool and gym, if I can find a nearby supermarket to fill my FUCKING HUGE American fridge, I might never go home again.
Yesterday I was one of the little people, scraping by in the Hilton, and now I'm a one percenter...
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