I suggest a rant about the youth of today. Then switch to a rant about people ranting about the youth of today just as people have always ranted about the youth of the day. If you have time you can then take the opportunity to rant about Socrates being a git, work your way through various philosophers until you get to someone recent, then wrap up by noting how they said the youth of today suck, thus bringing the rant back to the beginning.
Alternatively, rant about the adults of today. You could run through a similar sequence as above if you like, or do a figure 8 and switch between them every time you reach the start again.
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Date: 2008-04-10 04:51 am (UTC)Alternatively, rant about the adults of today. You could run through a similar sequence as above if you like, or do a figure 8 and switch between them every time you reach the start again.